Parodos
[Agon]
we hurled word upon word. Then he springs upon me; and then he was wounding me, and beating me, and throttling me.
1375
Phidippides.
Were you not therefore justly beaten, who do not praise Euripides, the wisest of poets?
Strepsiades.
He the wisest! Oh, what shall I call you? But I shall be beaten again.
Phidippides.
Yes, by Jupiter, with justice.
Strepsiades.
Why, how with justice? Who, O shameless fellow, reared you, understanding all your wishes, when you lisped what you meant? If you said bryn, I, understanding it, used to give you to drink. And when you asked for mamman, I used to come to you with bread. And you used no sooner to say caccan, than I used to take and
1380
carry you out of doors, and hold you before me.
1385
But you now, throttling me who was bawling and crying out because I wanted to ease myself, had not the heart to carry me forth out of doors, you wretch; but I did it there while I was being throttled.
Chorus.
I fancy the hearts of the youths are panting to hear what he will say. For if, after having done such things, he shall persuade him by speaking,
I would not take the hide of the old folks, even at the price of a chick-pea.
1395
It is thy business, thou author and upheaver of new words, to seek some means of persuasion, so that you shall seem to speak justly.
Phidippides.
How pleasant it is to be acquainted with new and clever things,
and to be able to despise the established laws! For I, when I applied my mind to horsemanship alone, used not to be able to utter three words before I made a mistake; but now, since he himself has made me cease from these pursuits, and I am acquainted with subtle thoughts, and arguments, and speculations,
1400
I think I shall demonstrate that it is just to chastise one’s father.
1405
Strepsiades.
Ride, then, by Jupiter! Since it is better for me to keep a team of four horses than to be killed with a beating.
Phidippides.
I will pass over to that part of my discourse where you interrupted me; and first I will ask you this: Did you beat me when I was a boy?
Strepsiades.
I did, through good-will and concern for you.
1410
Phidippides.
Pray tell me, is it not just that I also should be well inclined toward you in the same way, and beat you, since this is to be well inclined-to give a beating? For why ought your body to be exempt from blows and mine not? And yet I too was born free.
1410
The boys weep, and do you not think it is right that a father should weep? You will say that it is ordained by law that this should be the lot of boys. But I would reply, that old men are boys twice over, and that it is the more reasonable that the old should weep than the young, inasmuch as it is less just that they should err.
1415
Strepsiades.
It is nowhere ordained by law that a father should suffer this.
1420
Phidippides.
Was it not then a man like you and me, who first proposed this law, and by speaking persuaded the ancients? Why then is it less lawful for me also in turn to propose henceforth a new law for the sons, that they should beat their fathers in turn?
But as many blows as we received before the law was made, we remit: and we concede to them our having been thrashed without return. Observe the cocks and these other animals, how they punish their fathers; and yet, in what do they differ from us, except that they do not write decrees?
1425
Strepsiades.
Why then, since you imitate the cocks in all things, do you not both eat dung and sleep on a perch?
1430
Phidippides.
It is not the same thing, my friend; nor would it appear so to Socrates.
Strepsiades.
Therefore do not beat me; otherwise you will one day blame yourself.
Strepsiades.
Since I am justly entitled to chastise you; and you to chastise your son, if you should have one.
Phidippides.
But if I should not have one, I shall have wept for nothing, and you will die laughing at me.
1435
Strepsiades.
To me, indeed, O comrades, he seems to speak justly; and I think we ought to concede to them what is fitting. For it is proper that we should weep, if we do not act justly.
Phidippides.
Consider still another maxim.
1440
Strepsiades.
No; for I shall perish if I do.
1440
