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You had better cast your eye on some one of these rich men with full purses. Certainly for buying a gay life I am not your man.
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It looks, Zeus, as though this one would be left on your hands.
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Set him aside and put up another. These two, for choice, the laugher from Abdera and the weeper from Ephesus, for I should like to sell the two together.
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Let them come down into full view. I offer the noblest lives; we announce the sagest of all!
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Heavens, what a contrast! The one never stops laughing, and the other seems to be in grief for somebody. He is consumed with weeping. What is the matter, fellow? Why are you laughing?
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What a question! Because all your doings and you yourselves strike me as so funny!
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What? You are laughing at us all, and don't take our doings seriously?
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Even so, for there is nothing serious in them. They are all empty, a whirl of atoms, the infinite.
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By no means; it is you that are really empty and infinitesimal. What impudence! Will you not stop laughing?
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But what are you weeping for, my good fellow? I imagine it will be much pleasanter to talk with you.
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Because, friend, I deem human life a lamentable thing, worthy of tears, so soon passeth it all away. Therefore, I pity you and bewail your lot. The present does not strike me as important, and what is to come hereafter is unmixed woe-I mean the final conflagration and the catastrophe of the universe. These are the things I lament. Nothing is steadfast, but all things are somehow pressed together into an olla-podrïda and the same thing is a joyless joy, a knowing without knowledge, a great littleness, drifting up and down and changing at the caprice of the playful Aeon.
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What may the Aeon be?
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A child at play, moving the chessmen, changing them by hazard.
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What, then, are men?
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Mortal gods.
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And what are the gods?
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Immortal men.
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Are you talking in riddles, fellow, or setting me conundrums? You make your meaning as dim, actually, as Apollo does.
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Because I am at no pains about you.