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And Timocles, in his Dracontius, hits off the parasite very neatly, and describes his character thus— Shall I then let a man abuse the parasites? No, surely, for there is no race of men More useful in such matters. And if company Be one of the things which makes life pass agreeably, Surely a parasite does this most constantly. Are you in love? he, at the shortest notice, Feels the same passion. Have you any business His business is at once the same as yours; And he's at hand to help you as you wish; Thinking that only fair to him that feeds him. 'Tis marvellous how he doth praise his friends— He loves a feast where he is ask'd for nothing. What man, what hero, or what god exists, Who does not scorn such habits and such principles? But that I mayn't detain you all the day, I think that I can give you one clear proof In what respect men hold a parasite; For they receive the same rewards as those Who at Olympia bear the palm of victory— They both are fed for nothing for their virtues; And wheresoe'er there is no contribution, That place we ought to call the Prytaneum.
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And Antiphanes, in his Twins, says— For look, the parasite, if you judge aright, Shares both the life and fortune of his friends. There is no parasite who'd wish his friends To be unfortunate; but on the contrary His constant prayer will be, that all may prosper. Has any one a fortune? he don't envy him; He'd rather always be at hand to share it. He is a genuine friend, and eke a safe one, Not quarrelsome, ill-humour'd, peevish, sulky, But skill'd to keep his temper. Do you mock him? He laughs himself; he's amorous or mirthful, Just as his friend is i' th' humour. He's a general, Or valiant soldier, only let his pay Be a good dinner, and he'll ask no more.